Non Sequitors

At the Capitol Theater in Arlington, sometimes they also show current Indian releases along with third run major films and first run art-house selections. And as with any marquee, they have to sometimes shorten movie titles to fit a number of them on there. This was on their marquee earlier this month.

Mr. Magorium Om Shanti Om

Make up your own joke on this; that one’s even too surreal for me.


And these titles were up on the Fresh Pond Cinema:

This Christmas
Gift Certificates

Good tip for the holidays.

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Sophia had her birthday last Wednesday. She turned five on December 5, which meant it was her golden birthday. A friend of mine mentioned that it also means you have to give them something gold on that day. Taking her suggestion, I got five gold dollars and gave them to her in a little gift bag. In the living room she said to me, “Thank you for my birthday.” There was supposed to be a party or gift or some other word after that, but I think that was the sweetest thing she ever inadvertently said to me.

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In addition to turning five years old, Sophia lost her first tooth this past Monday. It was loose for a good week and finally fell out while she was in school. So the Tooth Fairy paid her a visit that night. I asked her about it today when picking her up from school:

Me: Did the tooth fairy visit you?
Sophia: Yes.
Me: Did she leave you anything?
Sophia: Yes.
Me: What did she leave you?
Sophia: Five dollars.

Honestly, I don’t think I ever got a total of five dollars for all the teeth in my mouth. Man, I got gypped.


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