Archive for July 12, 2007

A Montage of Cuteness

July 12, 2007 by Dave.

A number of short funny encounters with my daughter over the last few weeks.

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From the parking lot to the sprinkler park we go to is up and down different hills to get there. On the way there up the hill one time:

Sophia: Can we be like Jack and Jill?
Me: I’m not falling down a hill for you, young lady.

I bust my ass for her enough already, I’m not busting my crown now.

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At the playground we go to she was approached by some older girls that were taken with her.

Girl: My go you are so cute.
Sophia: Yes, I know I’m cute.

God she is going to her own head.

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I laugh whenever she does something cute. This one time she just stopped and asked:

Sophia: Why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing.
Sophia: Are you laughing at me?
Me: No.
Sophia: Did I say something funny?
Me: Who are you: Joe Pesci?

I swear I thought she was gonna do the whole Goodfellas routine.

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We were watching “Blue’s Clues Safari” where they watch how three different animals get clean, including a baby elephant being cleaned by her mom.

Sophia: When I get older I get to take a shower. When I become a bigger elephant…
Me: When You become an elephant?
Sophia: Yeah, I get to shower just like that. You be the baby elephant…
Me: I’m the baby elephant?
Sophia: Yeah. I’m gonna be a momma elephant.

I know I’m overweight but when did I become an elephant?

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